That beIN commentator is entitled to think the tea celebration thing was disrespectful, and hell, maybe it was. We are entitled to give zero fucks and keep playing in the World Cup.

Right?! ACR was a HUGE step backwards for removing those alone. The first person whatever-the-hells were miserable. 

I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of…

It is interesting how people tend to reject conservative bias as they grow into adults and start thinking for themselves, isn’t it?

Herman should play Burial at Sea, since it adds an interesting twist to Daisy’s actions.

 To be fair. MJ wasn't/isn't just *some* asshole, he's like a WORLD CLASS ASSHOLE.

"Josh Bell can’t play. He’s not a good defender. He’s a big lump. He has bad agility, bad footwork. He can’t run. Supposedly he’s a big power threat, but he hit 12 home runs at first base. This is not a kid! This is his third year in the big leagues! I don’t think he’s got the ability to get better."

And please tell me you all remember when LeBron switched from 23 to 6, he actually DID go on the platform about how 23 should be universally retired because of MJ. Or was that just a fever dream of mine?

if you’re willing to go galaxy brain about it, it could be argued that they were trying to do the “42 is retired across every team in MLB because of Jackie Robinson” bit, but with a gambling-addicted asshole instead.

Anyone bemoaning the lack of great contemporary <insert genre here> is just being too fucking lazy to seek out new music, or at least that’s been my observation over the last 40 years I’ve been actively listening/paying for music. It’s a hell of a lot easier now, than ever before, to discover new-to-you music. (Yes,…

Being nice to assholes like you is a job. 

Cleveland as recently as a year ago 

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

Obama camp: Well, we’ve got a young candidate with zero experience in foreign policy. Let’s pick a long-time Senator who is the current chair of the U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations to balance that out and provide some guidance.

Kamala gave Biden an out! She asked if he still supported his decision 40 years later, how hard is it to say “No, I’ve grown as a person and realize that I made a mistake. That’s why I supported civil rights for the entirety of my career as a congressman, senator and vice president.”

It’s odd to say this about a team owned by Michael Jordan, but in all of the four big sports I can’t think of a team that is less concerned with actually winning. They don’t tank, they don’t sign their star, they don’t make big trades, you could actually forget they exist.

He was a free agent this off-season. 

It isn’t really revenge porn by any legal definition. Kanye used look-alikes in the music video for “Famous.” One of Taylor’s fans called it revenge porn and she saw the post.

It’s only “more stoppages” if the call is determined to be wrong and the team is awarded their timeout back. Otherwise, it’s just using a timeout that the team is already entitled to use.

I’d need to do a rewatch to get the perfect answer, but Season 3 of Fringe had a run of something like nine or ten episodes in a row that were just total mindblowers. Probably one of my all-time favorite seasons of television ever.