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In multiplayer games, it’s completely normal to have unintentional friendly fire. Some teammate will unknowingly step in front of your fire line during a shootout.

A lot of games use team damage as a way to prevent cheesy strategies, as well as keeping things more realistic.

How on earth do you read “shilling” into an announcement of basic facts that also includes, “Hey, Steam already did this, and they’ve got a hell of a lot more titles available this way, too.”

I begin to believe it might be you who has the bias to grind here.

3 of my closest friends and I are prepping to begin filming our first short film this coming weekend. Please send all the good vibes!

Thinking that prevents poo germs from touching you is like thinking the tab on the cereal box really does preserve freshness.

People who are grossed out by toilets should, by their own logic, throw their cell phones in a volcano. Compared to an iPhone, your typical bathroom might as well be sterilized.

yes.

I can guarantee you there’s loads of examples of people that lived how they wanted, eating whatever they wanted, and dying early. There’s probably also loads of examples of people trying to be healthy who end up living long lives. And there’s probably examples of loads of people trying to be healthy but dying early

I seriously wonder if Trout’s low public profile is mostly the result of his having a face so generic and unmemorable that the CIA has approached him for clandestine work.

You may be underestimating the number of editors at The Ringer. 

Yeah, but if you can act as anyone, and you choose to act as an offensive racial stereotype, that says something about you, and who you fantasize about being.  

YOUR COLLECTIVE SILENCE SAYS IT ALL

This extremely intelligent person would like me to know that I should have referred to Mario Hezonja, noted Croatian, as “Hispanic.

Honest question: what moments of significant NBA history have even taken place at MSG in, oh, the last 25 years???

We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.

They are when it’s 2 am on your way to the bathroom and you step on a lego. That much I know.

Are severe ankle sprains considered gruesome?

my ONE problem with parks and rec is some little shithole town in shithole indiana would NOT have that much cool shit going on. they might have ONE gay bar, but it would be terrible and full of fat bears. 

I know, right? 18 year olds in the boom era before the greatest financial crash since in 1932 should have really known better. I mean, all those big finance guys saw it coming. That’s why we didn’t, as a country, have to bail all of those finance guys out like these idiot journalism majors who made a mistake (unlike

It’s called Titanfall 2