Leaving out the important questions at the end. Will the robot umps be horny? 

It’s one game, but I have no idea how the Clippers don’t win the Finals barring injury. This team is crazy deep, crazy good on defense, and they did it without Paul George, who will make them better at both of those things.

It’s pretty telling that nowadays one of the top comments on pretty much every other article is a complaint about the site. Good job, venture capitalist morons!

I think that’s a lesson coming out of a lot of these stories recently: You can be really, really smart in one area and still be a fucking moron in the general sense. Examples: Tom Brady, Ben Carson, the Astros organization apparently. 

In the last few years advertising has really doubled down on “smarmy white dude” as their theme and I hate it. 

Hi, person with editing experience here. The answer to your grammar question is: you rewrite the sentence so you don’t have to think about it. 

I think that Mad Men is directly responsible for people thinking advertising used to be some sort of art form instead of being the same shitty setup as now, only with less technology. 

Also love that part of the commentary is just egregious shilling of WWE’s social media presence. 

It’s not THAT unusual for someone to rack up Star Bakers, though. If you go through the Wikipedia list, there are a lot of 3s, and Steph doesn’t even have the record yet!

“See, people want this!”

This pretty much makes it a mortal lock that Wisconsin will beat Ohio State next week and eliminate the Big Ten from any playoff consideration. 

Maureen Ponderosa (RIP) proved many years ago a woman can, in fact, be a cat.

Not a recording of the coaches, but Pat McAfee talking about it on his podcast is pretty good.

That three week window isn’t confirmed. That’s the best-case scenario given if he only dislocated it. He’s got an MRI today to see if there’s ligament damage, which would obviously push back his return, possibly substantially. 

I’m just here for the commentariat to all tell us how old they are in comparison to Lauren. To start, my senior year of college was 2014-15, so I don’t feel that old. 

Regarding the fishing rod, I’m not sure if it works on opponents, but my friends and I discovered it 100% works on squadmates and reels them towards you.

with no guarantee that it won’t suffer the same fate as the last qualification cycle.

This Rams team is going to implode within the next two years. 

They announced a couple weeks ago they were adding bots into the game.

FX and FXX letting their shows have a “fuck” or two in them has been working brilliantly for Always Sunny.