We are in all likelihood never going to see a run like Spain put together from 2008-2012 ever again, and Torres was a huge part of it. Just for that, he rules.

That’s fair! It’s kinda weird Snapchat is on there then since that seems just as ubiquitous as Tinder, but that could be it. Contrary to what the greys are screaming at me, I’m not assuming it was deliberately malicious. But it’s a bunch of cops and we live in a hellworld, so it’s a plausible possibility,…

Grindr but not Tinder seems dumb at best and homophobic at worst. 

Counter counterpoint: This is a very obvious joke. 

Nixon was a slimy paranoid shitbag, but there’s a reason it took Watergate to bring him down. Guy was incredibly smart. 

He tweeted they’re not hiring but are taking pitches https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1163878708815548416?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Strike zone wouldn’t matter since we’re talking home run derby and they’d just be getting served meatballs the whole time.

I would assume you’re going to fail the second part of that challenge then because there’s no way I wouldn’t puke/pass out/die/all of the above for an hour after that. 

Beyond all the other complaints already voiced (which I agree with), they made Captain America such a fucking cop in this too.

I’m a Patriots fan (I know, boo hiss), and I could argue the last three of their Super Bowl MVPs should be redistributed.

They not only blew that lead, they blew it because they were the 1st of 10000 teams to contract brain worms and not be able to even think about covering Julian Edelman, and a very concussed Julian Edelman at that.

Right or wrong, this is an incredibly easy and quick way to lose your job as a waiter. 

Public Enemy - Fight The Power

I would not at all be shocked if these websites are dead at this time next year.

Also Black Eagle and this exact thing happened to me. Also I think he’s a dweeb so I don’t really use him much 

I don’t think that pundit knows how math works. 

I love that all positive-ish Fallout 76 coverage about players doing cool things can be summarized as “Fallout 76 players personally make something that should have been in the game already.”

I should try doing it myself, minus the racism/sexism/general grossness. 

1. Like NoGas said, this specific style of comment is almost always Tomato.

Whoever at Splinter is Tomato or is pulling them out of the greys to drive engagement: please stop.