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Both of those are misleading. The quiz will fill in the spot for only the nickname, no need to put the city in, and will fill in more than one at a time. So Florida Panthers and Arizona Cardinals are going to place higher than they should because people are actually remembering the Carolina Panthers and St. Louis

The funniest way this ends is that the Nets sign Durant and keep Russell to become a great, fun team, Irving begrudgingly resigns in Boston and tanks their chemistry for years of second-round playoff exits to come, and the Knicks strike out on everyone.

I have given up on video games within a few hours, books within the first 50 pages, tv shows within 4 episodes, and albums within 3 songs.. And while I agree there are some things that get better in later seasons/sections (Mad Men, Breaking Bad, notoriously Parks & Rec), you can’t blame someone for not wanting to sit

It very much was not

Is this a safe place to say that although her heart usually seems to be in the right place, Alyssa Milano kinda sucks?

That was as disastrously as you can play and manage and still win. Naeher looked terrible all game (and honestly hasn’t looked great the entire tournament) and was lucky she only conceded once. All of the attacks were sloppy and a touch too slow. And even though the short rest was a talking point going into the game

My favorite part of Deadspin is that in comments like this I can never tell if the commenters are joking or if divorced middle-aged office workers are just this site’s primary audience.

Not that I don’t agree with you about lack of leadership, but I really think you’re underselling how difficult it would be to launch any sort of successful invasion of the United States. We kinda struck the jackpot geographically on defensible land. 

Wait, unless they took it out this year, all of Madden, FIFA, NBA 2k and MLB The Show have always included “auction houses” where you can either bid on or straight up buy the exact card you want.

That cat is long out of the bag. As many have pointed out before me, television broadcasts are not going to stop showing slo-mo replays just because the sports ask them nicely.

I’ve got Chad Bumfuck as my sleeper pick for OROTY this season.

The NFL has absolutely no incentive to do that. Owners get mad already when people clown on their draft picks, they’re not going to throw them out there with minimal preparation so that we all know for certain Chad Bumfuck from Boise State sucks ass.

Starring this comment so I remember which team to bet on in 7 years. 

Yeah the problem with Kesha’s song isn’t the message, it’s that it sounds terrible. 

Both is a definite option. 

There’s a not insignificant portion of her fanbase who have been on the “Taylor Swift is actually gay” train (search “Kaylor” if you want to go down a rabbit hole) for a few years now, and their take on this is that the whole album rollout is a lead-up to Swift publicly coming out.

I think you’re vastly overestimating the attention span of the average voter. The party that does fix health care will more than likely cruise for one election, maybe two, but then some new grievance will come up and the opposition party will blame it on the current party and we’ll enter the same old pattern. 

In the intervening 21 years Brad has definitely killed and eaten at least one person.

Fair enough!