As a note to all those who read your story and wanna eat hot stuff: Water is a rookie mistake. All water does is move the capsaicin, so it’s going to make it worse.

There’s no way they’ll cut potential games off a series and bring the first round back down to five. But I am 100% behind the idea that’s been tossed around by a lot of people that the first round should have a rule that if a team goes up 3-0 the series is over. 

The people who make Mario games know they don’t need a super-involved plot, though. That’s why pretty much all the main console Mario releases boil down to variations of “Bowser is doing bad stuff and/or took Peach, stop him Mario!” (and for what it’s worth, some of the stories in the Mario RPGS like Paper Mario and…

Could be clearer in the article, but Epic does officially refer to removing items/modes/vehicles from Fortnite as “vaulting” them.

But can we judge her for her viral milk ducks? 

You make a compelling argument. 

He is the perfect co-star for LeBron, I’ll give you that (assuming that’s what you’re talking about).

I think Klay staying this summer is a lock. He’s spoken publicly about wanting to stay there, and frankly I think he knows his skillset works better as a complimentary piece than as the main star. Green is almost for sure gone, though. 

And I think that intimidation is true for far more people than you think it is, hence why a console where they know they don’t have to mess with any of the insides is going to continue being popular.

Sure, but that was when Iggy wasn’t 90% washed, everyone was younger, and they all liked each other. A Golden State team without Durant going forward is still very good, but also extremely beatable.

And no health codes or protections. Some worker gets smoked in the head by a giant beam and dies on the spot? Drag the body away and get the next worker in here. 

I think the Bucks have a real chance. The Warriors are going to have to play actual real series in the West instead of strolling through the conference. The Bucks are going to pulverize the winner of Boston/Indy and I think can comfortably beat Toronto or Philly. Once Giannis gets going he’s hard to stop, and that…

I think you’re really underselling the “easier to use” perception. While building a gaming PC is not nearly as hard as it used to be and is more accessible than ever, there are still a lot of people who are going to get intimidated when you start slinging out technical terms when it comes to building a rig. 

Yesterday morning? Yes.

I don’t know how good he’ll ever be now, but another big takeaway from Cousins’s injury is that the chances of Golden State resigning him just skyrocketed. If he would have stayed healthy someone would have thrown a max at him even if he’s looked a little off this year. That’s not happening now, so I’m sure Golden…

Which they would have a 1% chance of doing. If you told me they should have tanked the whole season I wouldn’t necessarily disagree, but it’s not like there’s a huge benefit to not making the playoffs when there are only 2 games left.

The Pistons are fucked to all hell for the foreseeable future and one pick at the tail end of the lottery isn’t changing that. 

You can thank capitalism for that. The vast majority of people would almost immediately be faced with hunger, late rent, missed loan payments, etc. if they went on strike for any significant period of times. Therefore, they’re not going to strike until shit gets bad to the point where it’s too late. This is I would…

The worst part about the Rockets not beating the Warriors (besides having to watch the Warriors win another title) is that we missed out on some nuclear takes about Durant in that series. 

I think it’s still going to be fun. Sure, the Bucks and Raptors are going to destroy the Pistons and Magic in the first round. But the Nets are frisky enough to at least make Philly work for it, and Boston/Indy should still be fun. Plus the later rounds are still going to have Bucks/Raptors/Sixers slugfests.