They say that more people fear public speaking than death. Why is that? What about calling up a girl you like and asking her out on a date (do people still do that, or do you text them with emoji's?"

Let's be honest here, that translates into cats stared you down every time, except once.

Death's most profound defeat was in Battleship at the hands of Bill and Ted.

Besides my admiration to Houdini for his efforts in exposing spirtualist frauds, I have to say this:

I once watched an entire episode of Honey boo boo, I think the thoughts of chewing off a limb helped to get me through.

Kinja circle of trust. I have a really weird sticker phobia. I have always hated anything like stickers, tape, bandaids - ick, all of it. In ski school when I was 5 they used to have to sneak up behind me to slap a nametag on my back so I wouldn't know. I still never wear bandaids ever, I just suffer through whatever…

1. Condoms