Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This kid looks like she has a horrible stage mommy.

I love that dark lipstick on you.

that is a whole lot of injectibles in those cheeks. Esp compared to the photos from the below.

Uber, I thought you'd like to see this. Look what you did to her google. Look at it.

Of all the places to pick your battle with Jezebel, this has got to be the LAST one I'd have expected anyone to choose.

My husband bought me a painting from my favorite local artist. She gets a nice commission, and I get a fabulous piece for my wall. I got him a 12 year old bottle of Scotch, since this is our 12th Valentine's Day together. I think we are both quite happy right now,

THE THING IS [OPINION PROVING THE POINT OF THE ARTICLE, REFUTING NOTHING]

For anyone who's dyyyyyying for low-grade-but-SO-FUN lip balms, can I suggest Tony Moly Bunny Gloss? I mean, fucking look at these.

Because oftentimes dudes have so little respect for women that they won't back off unless they know there is another dude involved.

That is a LOT of work for a "no-makeup look." Also she's got well-marked features and basically perfect skin to begin with. :(

listen Tom. If you want to get paid to go on dates and you have a nice accent all you really have to do is get a job at a club med.

Thanks, Max! Phewsh.

My husband and I were at a restaurant with a large menu when a normal 30 something couple comes in. They both sit on the same side of the booth and the woman starts reading the menu to her male companion. She reads the title, description then price for all of the appetizers. I assumed he was blind, couldn't read,…