We all know that women who are having their reproductive rights taken away are just one pair of $450 shoes away from getting that big promotion that'll boost them up two tax levels.

That Buzzfeed article was fucking hilarious. How can you, the simple viewer, combat sexism? Buy as much Ghostbusters shit as you can, take out a second fucking mortgage so you can buy a pallet of Slimer t-shirts!

"Watered down corporate friendly celebrity feminism" is the best type of feminism, because it's the type that tells me all I have to do to be an ally is consume feminist media (saw the new Ghostbusters fourteen times, baby).

Come 2020 she's going to be praying for her Queen-Goddess of the Universe to run for President again, still totally oblivious to why Clinton lost and why millions of people fucking hate her.

I was crushed on November 9 when I realized that Bee's sick owns on Donald Trumps hair did not yank victory from his hands.

Agreed, it is completely called for, toothless, everyone-get-along liberalism isn't getting the left anywhere.

Her "cool and surgical", "they go low, we go high" takedown of Trump was toothless and worthless.

It was a good idea to people who have difficulty separating their pop culture obsessions with the rest of their lives.

Watch this EPIC TAKEDOWN of Trump (that none of his supporters are gonna care about, or will actually make them double down on their commitment to his bullshit because it feeds into their persecution complex).

I love the whole "John Podesta got phished" bit. The New York Times published an article talking about this new age of Russian cyberwarfare, and the reality is Podesta fell into the same trap that grandma does when a spam email tells her she's won a free iPod.

Counterpoint: the most fun you can have in the original AC was getting sucked out of a mission and made to putter around an office, read emails, and then go to bed.

No, but that's because the game gives you a ton of info in text form, and at any time you can pause it and it'll tell you what you're supposed to be doing and why you're doing it.

Is my opposition to Wacky Mom a symptom of my classism?

It'll keep some corn-fed rubes off the streets for a while as they laugh at the adventures of Wacky Mom.

It fun to make fun of the hot new trend of giving middle-American weirdos famous for doing something waaaaaacky their own TV show.

I'd say a couch-fort in the basement (a FINISHED basement).

I'm not saying it wouldn't make money, but I'll stand by my assertion that it's fucking lame.

"Hour-long hip-hop parody of The Great Gatsby" is such a fucking lame idea that the Family Guy writers wouldn't use it for one of their ten second cutaways.

"I hate white people" has supplanted "I have black friends" as the secret password at the cool "Liberals Only" fort out in the woods.

Can't wait for Trump to put us back on top, baby.