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You are literally the only person on Earth to have made this connection, so kudos.

KIPPERS FOR BREAKFAST???

The man's never not harassed a woman online in his life!

Heck, nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a cartoon horse. Back in my day it was the same thing, except instead of Fluttershy it was Felix the Cat.

"Not really bronies saying they're doing that"

No, Bronies very much DO hide behind noble causes. Evidence: the bazillions of articles titled something along the lines of "Bronies are Changing the Face of Masculinity".

He's been in the public eye in a big way lately, for whatever reason.

Critics and general audiences are sheep; overly opinionated weirdos who spend a good chunk of their waking hours arguing about pop culture online are the real arbiters of quality.

A band really can't claim to have achieved anything if they haven't captured the "shut-ins who post obsessively on the pop culture minutiae" demographic.

Pauly D was surprisingly good at keeping up with the nuttiness. Of course, he didn't have to deal with Eric throwing up in front of him.

Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!

I've had to print out his IMDb profile for work, and it takes up about 25 pieces of paper. Hard to believe he's an Academy Award nominee.

Agreed on all points.

One of my favorite bits from Marsupials is when the POTUS himself personally orders the elite Delta Force be sent to Australia to deal with the werewolf problem, and they end up sending two guys with Uzis to dick around the Outback (and then get killed by a werewolf skeleton and the above mentioned Pig-Wolf)

People still seem to trip over themselves here to be the first person to post "I don't think they're funny!" and then list off whatever obviously superior humor they do enjoy.

"But if they cast Tom Green to play him next"

I really don't think I can shame you more than you've shamed yourself by sticking up so fervently for these terrible films.

Jesus Christ.

Who put these holes in my belts!!!

Congrats, you've outed yourself as a member of the "Paul Blart" demographic.