"All pop music is crap, it all sounds the same!" - says the guys who religiously buys Slayer and Megadeth albums even though they've kept writing the exact same songs since 1986

I see a big ole' billboard for Code Black every time I venture out of my office for lunch, and every time I see it I think "if I was forced at gunpoint to pick twenty new shows to start watching this fall, that wouldn't be one of them, because it looks bland as fuck". Cool story, huh?

This is the sort of thing I'd want really bad, then get, then put on my DVD shelf and forget it ever existed.

Anguirus' redesign in Final Wars was pretty cool and modern, I think it'd fit in great with the aesthetic that the '14 Godzilla was going for.

Cry more about it, so everyone knows what a big baby you are.

It's now gone, thanks to a mysterious hero…

neeeeeeerd!

Jesus Christ, your post history.

There's a massive line between seeing a beloved professor getting sexually assaulted on film and, say, the "wait, teachers leave the school???" sort of shock from seeing your bio teacher at the gas station.

My college writing teacher played Bronson's daughter in the first movie. Seeing her character get her bare ass spray painted red and then seeing her the next day in class, all smiles and motherly warmth, was a confusing experience for me.

You don't date much, do you? Or engage at all with the opposite sex? Or even look women in the eye?

This was my exact thought. As I was leaving the theater, I heard this bro whining about the movie's lack of subtle character moments or whatever, and I'm thinking "what fucking movie did you think you were seeing? Did you see the trailer?"

And she lopped off one of her forearms. I'm sure they kept it on ice for her down at Cedar Sinai, but still, that's amazing dedication to the role.

Have you even seen the movie? Charlize Theron and co. aren't engaging on some random castration spree or whatever: Theron is saving a group of women from sexual slavery and forced breeding. They even try to do it without killing anyone.

Check him out as a hapless victim in Prophecy, he gets his guts eaten by a mutant grizzly!

Where's their office? I live near Hollywood, I'll pop in and pitch a few fever-dream concepts they might be into.

The dude from Sleigh Bells plays one. And, uh….

I made this my quote in the senior yearbook. I was cooler than all the other kids.

Holy shit, I live on St. Andrews Place in Koreatown! We're like twins! Haven't gotten mugged, but the cockroaches are still day-walking mutants.

Makes sense to me. The problem is, unless this was a warehouse specifically designed for airplane parts or something, I could really only see Godzilla's head fitting in the building, and the rest of him is sticking out in plain site