I don’t even know this girl’s one hit song, but that was a really interesting read.

“Robphuckedme”?

Oh yes I will tune in to see Hildi torture a new generation of homeowners on a budget!

Haven’t other shows claimed to do this and then not done it?

Camila has been horrible since her first day on MTV.

The first time I saw the Egyptian Temple of Dender in the Met, I couldn’t believe how much graffiti was carved into it, all over the place. Horrible.

Like we needed more proof that the rich take jobs they are utterly unqualified for, with confidence that they’ll never have to lift a finger because their subordinates will do all their work for them.

I can’t with Shannon anymore. She couldn’t even show up to that marathon/gauntlet race thing David competed in to root him on, where the show that she is paid to be on was filming. I don’t know why, but that was the moment I was done with her and her woe-is-me act.

If I remember right, his defense was something like, “Well everyone does it. It’s unfair to single me out!”

God I hope there is a song called “Queen Bee.”

She still never answered why they split. She vehemently denied that he cheated but then she said things were “really bad” for a long time. I mean, what’s “really bad” if not cheating? Did he leave the toilet seat up? Forget to open the door for her when walking into the Regency? Does he have morning breath? Did he…

She said she never legally changed her name after getting married so she’s still LuAnn de Lesseps.

My take on a Chris Pratt is that he was a chubby (by Hollywood standards) guy in Hollywood for years who always thought he deserved to be a bigger star and was probably treated rudely many times, so when fame finally hit, his ego launched out of control because he finally got what he thought was his due, and he is…

He’s basically living my dream life.

Their quality is crap and they stopped focusing on basics. None of this is surprising to me.

No.

Good luck to the model in that picture walking on that gravel in 4-inch heels.

Raven has set herself up as the Regina George of BIP and I can’t stand her or her nonexistent lips.

After watching The King’s Speech, I wonder if Harry had to wait until William and Kate ensured a third kid in between Harry and the throne before they let him propose to an American divorcee.

He pissed me off more by how he did it. He led Kristina on, and wouldn’t even dump her until D-Lo gave him an ultimatum last night (Go D-Lo). Then he claimed to Kristina that *she* had dumped *him* when he finally came round to telling her it was over. Then last night he even posted on twitter that Kristina is out of…