“Tilford says he’s been disappointed in Trump’s failure to unite America.”

Yeah, seriously. I hope that family is rich.

I hope they paid her for that interview. Honey, take the money and run...after you get a court order for child support.

J.D.: Um... to me, though, suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems life has given me.

True, but she provoked the funniest moment in housewives history for me:  Vicki screeching “I have never slept with multiple partners in my life!” across a mountain top while on skis.

Good I loved that miniseries. I watched it every time they replayed it. It was definitely the first time I heard the word “bitch” on network TV, and if I remember right, some affiliates didn’t want to show it because of the profanity and abortion.

Is this real life?

The only think I know about her is that she once called Pittsburgh “Shitsburgh”, because she’s all class.

No, Brad, no. Just no.

So he is saying Obama colluded to do nothing and that was wrong? But he is going to do nothing and that is right?

There is now a White Girl Rose’ brand of wine.

Yep. I just bought a bunch of dresses online without checking what material they are made of and I had to return them. Synthetic fabric feels so gross. Lesson learned.

Yep. I just belt mine and they are good to go.

I think that’s the flag of Belgium, not Germany.

Sure. Great decision. What could go wrong?

I feel like Tara Reid is destined for a Real Housewives show.

I have a Tommy Bahama backpack chair and it really is the best.

I have a Tommy Bahama backpack chair and it really is the best.

She does play the long game. I have a theory that she is waiting until the day before the statute of limitations runs to sue Kim and Kanye for recording her without her permission last year when Kim dropped the recording of her approving Kanye’s song. We’ll see.

Pawn shop owner Kevin Haug told the AP, “Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.”

Whoopie Goldberg in The Color Purple.