Why I’m Trading My $1 Oldsmobile For A Totaled 2003 Kia Rio:

CGI department nailed it. I’m like...

They are japanese, at least it wasn’t “Super Fun Time Big Bang”

This could potentially be a nice price if, and only if, the owner has documentation of maintenance.

A quick google search led me to a site that does casting for cars. They were asking people for “every day” 60's 70's and early 80's cars and trucks.

What’s his address?

You must be new here.

Anus tart?

That’s not a Saabaru. Saabaru was the 9-2 based in the Imprezza, and was actually slightly better. What he has is a 95 Combi. We must never forget our Saab history

I don’t need visual cites because I don’t park in the “vast swaths of other cars”. I park rather far from the entrance of whatever place I’m visiting. Most Americans are lazy or in a hurry so I typically have no cars around mine, making it a cinch to spot.

However one feels about the execution (and I’m okay with it, actually), this is one of the most brilliant marketing exercises I’ve ever seen.

You lost me at Prius.

I miss riding a motorcycle, but frankly the number of people distracted by their smart phones is alarming and very scary. However, if I did decide to start riding again, it probably wouldn’t be on an overpriced hunk of chrome.

The Hellcat didn’t even have to be that low on fuel at the start. It may have even started out with a full tank.

Is the car really white and gold? To me, it looks like it’s black and blue...

Definitely not bomb-proof or even bomb-resistant. It doesn’t appear to have any armor. Weather-Tech bed liner isn’t bomb-proof or armor. The square sides will turn into Swiss cheese without deflecting any shrapnel. It’s sides and windows need to be slanted at a pretty good angle to allow bullets, shrapnel, RPGs etc to…

oh come on! That’s clearly a blatant ripoff of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust!!

FYI - Macomb Township is about 35 miles north of Detroit, so about as close as Greenwich CT is from the Gawker HQ in Manhattan.

That's how he got away with it, but it tells us nothing about why he did it.