neverdive10
Neverdive10
neverdive10

Sound like they'll have a case of the Mondays.

I would love to see how you can hit someone and have it not be out of anger or frustration. If you weren't frustrated, you wouldn't have hit her.

That first story reminds me of when I was a young waitress (probably 16?) who'd just moved up from dishwasher and prep cook at a small-town restaurant. The chef told me, in her thick German accent, to put a Porterhouse on the specials board. I'd never heard of one, asked her to repeat it, and then confidently wrote

I hate Jose Mourino..