The referees were also canadian, probably

Thank you, love. I surely will! ♡

They all probably got annoyed by Mother always being around.

No.

The House passed a short-term spending measure today, before departing from the holidays, in order to prevent a partial government shutdown. The stopgap keeps the government funded until January 19, as well as providing short-term funding for the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP).

Star for “President Orange Cock Goblin”

He definitely signed for Melania. I can’t decide if that’s sad or hilarious.

My mother sends the presidential Christmas ornament to my family every year. I was wondering how Cheetolini would mess it up. At first I was surprised as it wasn’t bad, then I looked at the other side of the ornament and he put his initials in big royal fucking font on the back. I have them going back to Bush Jr, the…

Doesn’t it look like he signed Melania’s name too? It’s kind of like my nephew, who used to sign the name of everyone in his family (and the dog, with a pawprint, of course) on every card he sent. He was very excited about writing.

Oh no, even Melania’s stylist has turned on the family.