According to Putin
According to Putin
All try, few succeed.
Stupidity is a powerful force.
Hi Tom!
Nobody has better comments than you.
Words are hard
1. read lifehacker
you worry too much
does your kid look like an asshole?
I am unwilling to grant you insulation from criticism because you need to be reminded that you are talking about a child.
dude, mothers are sacred.
What (historical)president would you like to see in charge?
It was meant to be a joke about stereotypes.
Keep farting
Isn’t it supposed to make you mellow?
Somebody should tell jeff it adds an inch.
“The First Lady memorialializes her first year.”
Tell mrs Dollars 1/20 said hi.
the next 40(?) years are going to be tough for you
“may I give you a kiss” “don’t ask, just do it”