My all-time favourite thing about Lochte is how the hosts on Good Day Philadelphia interviewed him, then burst into laughter/tears when it ended because he’s so boring and stupid

tbh I’ve never understood his appeal. And I was a competitive swimmer. By all accounts, he should have been right up my lane (ha).

Omg. It’s almost...alien, how physically apex they are.

I have visited the Sundarbans in India (site of the infamous Royal Bengal Tiger) often enough that I got to see see wild tigers multiple times. Each time was as terrifying an experience as you can imagine even though we were on steamers 50m away from the river bank!

YEP

Aint nothin to fuck with, chums.

It’s weird that she went to the driver side door though if it was an argument. It’s almost like they were trying to switch spots or something.

“Someday he’ll die and I’ll inherit ALL OF IT. First I’ll disinherit Tiffany, because fuck the Marla one. Then the boys have to actually work construction since they’re SO COMFORTABLE WITH IT. The dumb model and the little one can have whatever. I just feel bad for them. Hahahaha isn’t it funny he’s still touching me…

Doesn’t the lack of pants make shin guards a bit ineffectual? Like, why don’t they just shoot her in the upper leg and take her out?

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

These two rich and famous people owe my broke and unknown ass nothing, but I will be SORELY disappointed if we don’t get at least one picture of Tom Hiddleston holding Olivia and/or Meredith.

I have exactly one uppity Christian mom on my Facebook feed (my kid was friends with her kid, I was unaware of the zealotry) and I cannot bring myself to flush her. Her Facebook page is like a circus train derailment, it’s so comically that I can’t look away. I am weak.

Chiropractors are masseuses passing themselves off as doctors.....calling them snake-oil peddling quacks is the nicest thing I can think to say about them.

But as Edward Rodgers struggled to make ends meet before finally becoming a chiropractor, there was never anything much. From that environment, Aaron Rodgers developed a strong work ethic.

See, I can see someone having the money for them but not the time to get them done all the time (1h every 3 weeks!). Cause I can’t fathom a world where a person is independently wealthy. All the well-off people I know work crazy hours cause they are doctors/lawyers/engineers etc.

I read it five times before I realized it was China China and not Blac Chyna that’s mad at Lady Gaga.

Yes.

So is Calvin Harris going to be the new Jennifer Aniston in that there will be ten years of “LOOK HOW SAD HE IS ABOUT TAYLOR WHILE HE BUYS BREAD” pictures in the tabloids??

It’s because women’s worth as human beings in our society is reduced to their worth as sexual objects, and trying to exercise some control over how beautiful you are is something that women have to grapple with in order to survive, and that’s not something that men can experience in the same way. You can’t castigate…

If it makes you feel any better (it probably won’t — sorry in advance), people who say stupid shit like this about Lolita have rarely read the book. So Refn is pontificating about a book that he likely never read — I would bet my heart-shaped sunglasses on it