And the prayers of the nation rest either on a brokered convention or Hillary Clinton finding a way to reach millennials

Please elaborate on the smoochable cuties

I love how Trump’s supporters can look at this and be like “Yeah, but show me one time Donald Trump has been racist”

Bull, their heads are so far up their delusional asses that the KKK can be literally parading down their streets led by the pick axe wielding ghost of Lester Maddox and they won’t believe racism is real. Or alternatively they’ll believe racism is when a black person tries to assert their rights.

Also, on the topic of For the Man Who Has Everything, the adaptation in the Supergirl show a couple weeks ago was pretty decent

And Superman was never seen again. At least until Skyrim came out

[Note: Legendary comics writer and first-class Superman scholar Mark Waid got in touch to let me know that it wasn’t Schwartz who came up for the Leap Day birthday for Superman. Schwartz’s assistant editor E. Nelson Bridwell was responsible for that bit of lore, ​who put it forth in the letter column in a 1967 issue…

More accurately they act like gamer gators playing Call of Duty or something

If there is legitimate concern that a detainee might go for your gun while you are buckling him/her in, then why not just have a policy that, before bending over to do the buckle, you hand your gun to another officer?

You ever clean the coin trap of a washing machine? Being able to communicate with the spirit world would come in handy

I mean she was stubborn and neurotic, bit someone’s face and sent them to the hospital and was terrified of me for years until her parents moved into my place and then she inexplicably started to love me so much that she peed on the floor every time she saw me, but she was absolutely perfect and I loved her so much

Interesting. Why do you have such strong feelings about it? What is so upsetting to you?

I mean I have another dog who is pretty old, but we talked about it and he promised to live forever so long as I keep rubbing his belly.

That’s kind of a sweet story, but it does make me worried that my deceased dog is lonely cause I’m pretty sure there is no ghost in my apartment to keep her company

yeah, lots to read if you get bored

You seem like you are a lot of fun

No offense intended, but my Corgi deserves to eat better than you too. Better than all humans in fact, because he is perfect, the best and astonishingly excellent.

Also:

Body positivity! Unless we don’t like someone! Then make fun of their body!

I believe this is the pic you were looking for:

If you let us know who you caucused for, some of us will give you cookies, some of us will not. Some of us might send you poison cookies though, so you might want to keep it under your hat