You seem like you are a lot of fun

No offense intended, but my Corgi deserves to eat better than you too. Better than all humans in fact, because he is perfect, the best and astonishingly excellent.

Also:

Body positivity! Unless we don’t like someone! Then make fun of their body!

I believe this is the pic you were looking for:

If you let us know who you caucused for, some of us will give you cookies, some of us will not. Some of us might send you poison cookies though, so you might want to keep it under your hat

Okay, this is like the sociopath’s guide to a relationship

The wealthy working people have earned their right to live in the city. They went out, got an education, work hard, and earned it.

I mean until she starves to death at least...

Looking back through modern eyes at Danny and Luke’s relationship in the original run, the part I’ve always loved is how clueless Danny is. He isn’t quite entitled, but otherwise he almost feels like a commentary on white, wealthy privilege. He comes to New York and inherits fabulous wealth just as surely as he…

I don’t know that there is a good solution though. Halo 5 has a ban system for people who frequently quit out of multiplayer matches, yet quitting remains a fairly consistent problem

And I personally believe if you’re not going to have good time, it’s ok to back out (like if I’m playing a sports game and the score is already lopsided and there’s no way for me to “surrender,” I just back out cuz I’m not wasting my time, sitting here for another 10 minutes knowing what the outcome will be since I…

I did not always hold this position, but I made up a lie about a significant personal experience that brought the precious gift of life into perspective for me. I can’t remember the story, so I will not retell it here.

Fuck, this is how I feel every Friday when the delivery person shows up.

It’s cause most of them have deceptively huge mouths that seem to expand when they eat

What a pile of douchewagons

Nice! Some likes on Kinja! I knew that $40,000/yr bachelor’s degree in the history of American comics would pay off someday!

The problem with superheroes doing something like flying and stopping the Syrian Civil War is the same one faced by IRL nations, unintended consequences. Putting aside the question of killing people, which most superheroes are strongly against, say Superman heads over the Syria, and using super speed, disarms all of…

I haven’t really been watching in recent years, but I teared up a little watching that. It is such a brutal business that can take a lot from performers all over the card. I’m really glad that WWE and Bryan are making the right decision here, much as they did with Edge a while back.

This is so cool, hopefully they can figure out a way to implement a race game mode. Halo 5 is actually a pretty awesome game despite the mediocre campaign and Bungie fanboys who are mad that 343 didn’t just remake Halo 2 or Halo 3

You are totally right, that would be awesome for this