Not a food service story, but I have a great story about the manager at this little cigarette store/gas station in Western PA coal country I worked at:

Is it just me or does that kind of look like the entrance to a really sweet water slide?

Seems like a pretty extreme comparison. I mean the NASCAR thing is explicitly dangerous, whereas I’m having a hard time imagining any explicit harm that most kids might suffer from seeing some vibrators and being able to ask questions about them.

Right, the lack of notification is the issue

I mean fair enough, I think parents should have been informed and made decisions based on their own individual kids or whatever.

I mean parents should have been informed, like with any field trip, but I don’t see anything wrong with kids seeing dildos.

Planned Parenthood’s website says not to eat or drink anything for 2 hours and no alcohol after midnight the night before the abortion. I’d imagine that, for the most part, those are the actual medical requirements.

Would have been nice given the amount of customization that you can presumably do to your character model in the game (if it is anything like Bethesda’s other games at least) to have seen them use a non-white dude at the end of the trailer there. I mean there’s no reason not to right? But cool trailer none the less,…

It is also possible that you lead a crew of low budget vampire hunters:

Charlie is real though. He bit my finger even though I said “ouch Charlie!”

What next? Are we just going to force kids to copulate with each other during lunch?

I mean I was planning on filling my body with toxins tonight. It is Friday after all

I mean, here’s a wealthy, powerful white male that’s been proven to have espoused some rather radical ideas that absolutely do not mesh with his party politics or the hard core feninists out there and he’s getting a big ol’ “aw shucks, gramps was a little nutty in the 70s” from most everyone here, all because of that…

If a coworker walked into my office right now naked, that’d be sexual harassment. Why is it ok when Chris Pratt does it at his job? I love Andy Dwyer and Star Lord too, but he should really be called out for that behavior instead of having it be a “funny” anecdote we pass around

any muscular but sensitive Scottish guys are welcome to my tic tacs, but if they go in there looking for money, they’re going to be incredibly disappointed.

a deep Scottish accent

Who even HAS $14,000?

Everyone go donate whatever you can to the Girl Scouts. Also, bonus, you can get cookies for your donation

Because many gay folks can and will be assimilated into the right wing through the inherently conservative institution of marriage. The near universal call among gay and lesbian voters for marriage equality created a powerful political bloc that the Republicans who traditionally define marriage as between a man and a…

Shit. I don’t even know how many people I’ve slept with anymore.