Don't worry, that will never happen. We'll just keep robbing them on Wall Street and murdering them on every street and getting away with it. We'll also get to maintain those statistics so when someone points out the truth on the internet we'll have some bullshit to wave around to make it seem like we are refuting…

Yeah you are right it has kept me and my fellow WASPs safe, comfortable and relatively wealthy. All I've had to do is ignore that the man behind the curtain is brutalizing and disenfranchising literally millions of people of color. Whenever people like me have caught a glimpse of this, the man behind the curtain has…

I am baking him his cookies right now

for some inexplicable reason, police officers don't have to give CPR if you are dying in front of them. They can if they want to, but they don't have to.

with recent events being drunk first thing in the morning might be a rational response

We do go insane over people of color killing white people. We invent whole systems designed to lock them up, keep them from voting, keep them from working, keep them living in specific neighborhoods when they aren't in prison, hire people to intimidate them into not complaining through violence and so on. Haven't you…

The majority of people out in the streets have been protesting peacefully since the shooting. That said, there have been riots. There are always riots in struggles over civil rights, including our most famous civil rights movements in this country.

right, but that's not what the ADA told the grand jury

please don't be so funny right after I take a sip of tea. I almost ruined my work computer

I really hope your boyfriend has other good qualities

"Men can't catcall me while I'm in my car."

I hope she finds him.

Tigorr from the Omega Men. It's the beginning of a viral marketing campaign for Warner Bros attempt to copy Guardians of the Galaxy. It's a film based on a little known comics property about a band of intergalactic misfits. The big rock guy in the back is even named Broot.

agreed. how do we make this happen?

Cottage cheese here. I think I am done with breakfast

I see your point, but I don't know whether to believe you because I don't know your gender. Stupid internet

How convenient. You can't find Silver Surfer in the fossil record to prove he was the greatest herald because "the power cosmic doesn't fossilize." It couldn't be because he doesn't exist in the fossil record because he isn't the greatest herald could it?

No, it proves that dinosaur statues and mannequins lived at the same time

Hey clown, show me one fossil, anywhere, that is The Silver Surfer.

Nope, cause men are allowed to say whatever they want. It's generally only women who should be threatened and insulted when they speak their minds.