You forgot about the hot women. We still have them. Definitely worth coming here for them

Yeah...but they’re venomous, at least the males are. So while it’d be awesome to have a pet like Phinius & Ferb, the whole prospect of getting killed because my pet scratched me with its foot is a bit off-putting. Plus, we get back to the point that I couldn’t bring my firearms with me.

So, a Ferrari with a manual 'box was sold at auction. Who'd they get to drive it home? A Porsche owner?

Chris who?

Completely agree. After the buildup of excitement when I saw a new “Letters to Doug,” this just left me deflated.

Last year I bought a 2013 Ford Flex Limited with 50k miles for your target price. Top trim level, all the bells and whistles. $40k new, for $15k less, and in as-new condition. Paid a few bucks extra for an extended drivetrain warranty. That’s the way to go to get a good vehicle for your money.

We’ve been looking at cars recently and are shocked by some of the vehicle prices. 50-75k for SUVs (we are in the market for about 1/3 that.) Anyhow, I told the wife that if I took $70k and bought a loaded Suburban, I could sell it for probably 30K in 5 years. If I invested it in a safe mutual fund, I’d probably have…

no problem.

Damn, that is sweet! I think I’m going to take this clip to my ink guy and get a sweet turbo tattoo.

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It’s a post on New Year’s Eve about some shitty Craigslist Camaro. I don’t think it’ll be in the running for a Pulitzer.

That’s a nice turbo right there! Belt drive and all!

I’ve been waiting for you since I posted that.

I’m the worst possible reader for this column in that (a) I’ve owned a 996 C2, a 996 TT, and a 997 C2S, and have my own opinions, and (b) am so technically incompetent that the most advanced work I’ve ever done on my own car is swapping out the amber side markers for clear ones (or perhaps the one time I changed my…

- Wants to watch race

One time I was in my A8 and I saw this guy all dressed up in a suit with sunglasses in his A4 or A6 and I was thinking “that guy looks like such a tool in his lame, entry level Audi”. Then I realized it wasn’t an A4 and it was my reflection in a window.

This.

someone said this last week and i shit on them for being a negative nancy but the bunny actually is really annoying when we’re trying to look at photos of cars. i get it. it’s cute. it’s fun. but i’d much rather see the beautiful dash of this ferrari or the unobstructed lines of that gt3 without that fucking rabbit in…

Yes. That is why it’s funny. It was worded confusingly. Thank you for stabbing the joke in the face.