As maybe a contrarian perspective, apps have actually been really helpful to me. I had always been really shy around girls growing up, and so I didn’t have much practice dating as a result. For the past year or so, I basically forced myself to go out on a lot of dating app dates, and I’ve found that I’ve gotten a lot…

I wasn’t planning to see it even before the lackluster reviews started dropping, and I ought to be a prime opening-weekend candidate for a new Hellboy film. They just botched this one.

I love Hellboy comics. They are my favorite. This movie looked like ass from the first trailer.

My only exposure to Octavia Spencer:

Where are Korg and Miek?

I’m sorry the person you were when you were younger embarrasses you so much now, but that does not make this album bad, it makes your perspective shallow.

I’m sure the countless number of drag queens she stole it from will be amused.

It just looks so bootleg that I assumed it was bootleg!

So when exactly will everyone involved in this realize it was the worst idea ever?

IDK, man, I thought that scene on Ego where Drax is talking about his family, seemingly placid and well-balanced, and then Mantis touches him and breaks down sobbing at the emotion coming over her empathic link, was a terribly effective window into Drax’s inner life, and significantly more subtle than the lines about…

Yep. Nonsensical.

A Shane Black movie where Riggs & Murtaugh have flying robot suits and are played by Robert Downey Jr. and Don Cheadle? What kind of asshole wouldn’t be excited about that?

Whatever*.

Those all WERE on Wii tho...

But...we did get it. I have my copies on The Last Story and Xenoblade Chronicles for the Wii on my shelf by my desk as we speak.

I remember an E3 event a few years ago where Reggie was sitting a few rows away from me, just playing 3DS like the rest of us schlubs.

to be replaced by marketing man Doug Bowser

Wine tasting, generally speaking, is a lot of bullshit.  We’ve seen, time and again, how so-called wine experts get fooled into picking $10 rotgut over the $200 Jordan Belfort Special.

Yeah, that is what’s tone deaf about Pratt’s statement. “I go to a church that is open to everyone. They were nice to me in a different situation than what people are talking about. Oh and I don’t actually represent this church and they don’t represent me. I believe this vaguely-worded thing which is not exactly what…

I move Chris O’Dowd replace Chris Pratt on the list of top Chrises.