A His Dark Materials film trilogy that didn’t suck.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

Oh, good. Well, just fire Trevorrow, and everything should be tip-top.

Why isn’t Ayer back to direct? He’s perfect for the misogynistic racist trope atmosphere the movie really wanted to convey.

Ummmm . . . Rickon is dead?

So was anyone else super disappointed that mad scientist Qyburn’s super secret dragon killing weapon was a freakin’ ballista? I was really expecting some awesome alchemy mumbo jumbo. Ignoring the logistics of hitting a dragon in flight with a ballista (I really hope he’s planning to make a lot more than one of them),…

SAMWELL TARLY MD

Because Zach Snyder had a lot of say in the development of the DCEU at the time, and he wants Frank Miller to fuck him with every fiber of his being.

So they are just going to replace him meaning the actor or replacing Bruce Wayne as Batman. Because I think this would be a great opening for this...

a deaf woman

“It looks like the Frog is out of the show.”

To be fair, the reason I didn’t watch the new Muppet show was because the commercials made it look like they were all acting out of character...

I have to voice complaint that the story about Tardigrades posted to Gizmodo lacks the warmth and appreciation of their cuteness that those small, equally aquatic creatures deserve. They are not vulnerable, and lack large emotive eyes, but Tardigrades are puffy cute little Water Bears and are very kind to the…

Used the same teleporter Varys used last season.

So Jorah just teleported into an Oldtown prison?

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

John Boyega is a GOD DAMN STAR.

Too bad Cornish never made that Snow Crash movie.