LOL what the fuck is this game?!

Sony owns (not licenses, straight-up owns) the film rights to Spider-Man, had it not been for the long standing contract with Activision. they could have made a Spider-Man game exclusive to Sony platforms a long, long time ago. Insomniac’s Spider-Man was likely a case of Activision finally losing the license (thank…

My hypothetical child will be smart enough to read subs. Or it’ll have no idea what’s going on. Swim or sink, you little fucker!

So do i win XP by traveling now?

Is that a 1:1 scale* Kirby figure? HOW MANY YEN IS IT AND WHEN WILL IT BE AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

Right? Blocking is at best “I don’t want naything to do with this” it’d be like being screamed at on the phone but not wanting to hang up because then you’d be letting them win.

I was reading the first letter like, “...What exactly is the problem here? It sounds like you’re completely self-aware and understanding of what happened with this guy in hindsight, so the question is what exactly?”

In general I have no opinion on Drake one way or another, but keeping Pepsi in your fridge is unacceptable. Coke 4 lyfe!

“I think when you come to Hitler, he called them dorms.”

-Sean Spicer, 7 minutes later

I think you mean housing for involuntary immigrants, and descendants thereof .

“Slave cabin? Um, I think you mean On-Premise Worker Habitat.”

It checks out.

At least we’ll always have Kinect Star Wars

Nintendo 3DS: “Daddy’s Big Little Nintendo”

Did they at least get extra time in the plastic ball pit?

Dan will remember that.

I know! I got a Stalhorse and the stable owner is all afraid it’ll eat the other horses! They also wouldn’t let me stable a deer! Next thing you know they’ll be all “That’s a bear, not a horse!” Well I’m going to open my own stable! With blackjack and bears!

Maybe Nintendo recognizes now that the people who would appreciate an instruction manual are now all adults, and we no longer get to read the instruction booklet in anticipation as our parents drive us home. Maybe if they did have instruction manuals, I’d call my mom and have her drive me to the store so I could jump…

Sounds like they’re trying to Switch it up.