Sorry, no. He opened that door by making wild claims about his “health” and by making obvious and easily disproven lies about his weight. If you claim to be fantastically fit and it’s brutally obvious you aren’t, you deserve what you get. It’s not fat shaming when HE brought it up.

Not to mention Trent Reznor and Eddie Vedder who now seem like the dads who bring the best food to the PTA potluck.

Billy Corgan, though.....drowned in bitterness at 26 and never swam out of it.

It reminds me of the first time I tried to take off a girl’s bra in high school. 

Things I learned about myself today:

Representative Ocasio-Cortez makes it easy to love her in a lot of ways. Her fire, passion, and commitment to do the job she was elected to do—rather than just focusing on getting reelected from the first day of her term—are a refreshing set of changes from the daily grind of political prevarication and mealy-mouthed…

Yeah, seriously. She’s fucking exasperating with her martyr complex. 

“and in a game where Steph Curry was once again bananas. This series is way over.” 

No, it’s more the fact that the normal means of enforcing contempt is to go to the Justice Department and ask them to prosecute the person. It’s sort of hard to ask Barr (or his underlings) to prosecute himself after he’s already giving you the finger, nor does anyone really think that Barr would approve of doing so…

The problem is she’s choosing a really poor hill to fight on. She’s basically protesting the entire concept of a grand jury, which... sure, you could argue that in a perfect world we wouldn’t use them, but it’s a longstanding and accepted part of the US legal system. They even gave her immunity for her testimony,…

Sure, she can.  She can testify to the grand jury, something she should do anyway.  Do we really want to protect Wikileaks?  They’re part of the whole worldwide push against democracy.

There is a lot fucked up about it. But it definitely doesn’t override rights of self-incrimination. The problem for Ms. Manning is that she was already convicted and sentenced for the crime. She can’t be tried for that crime again. So, she has no valid rights against self-incrimination since no criminal prosecution…

And on the other hand we have William Barr mocking Nancy Pelosi about being cuffed for his failure to testify. Lindsey Graham urging Junior to refuse to testify. Don McGahn and Steve Mnuchin withholding documents.

Brooks was here.

I am too. And we sorta let it happen. We let these fuckers take over the state houses, because we didn’t go vote. Because bottom line, 45 percent of America thinks Roe should be left alone. 25 percent would like to see “some” restrictions. 30 percent want it gone. That’s right, these fuckers on average only represent…

It’s just like how last time I asked my partner for sex she said she was too tired because it was 2 am and had to work at 8. So obviously I just stop asking entirely and just ignore her, forgetting entirely all the times we actually did have sex. Because when something doesnt work once, just sigh and go nihilistic.

“Let it be known now, the heart of a champion in Steph Curry. People think its all simply natural ability but fail to realize and appreciate all the effort that goes into reaching this level of success. This man has put in the work year after year to be considered as truly one the greats, and as possibly the greatest…

“Driver Charles Leclerc is only in his second F1 season.”

The Patriots are gonna be UNSTOPPABLE when he comes along.

While impressive 10:13 is NOT a national record. The national record is actually 10:00 flat and was set in Eugene, OR by Trentarvis Friday in July 2014. It’s a Texas-state and HS-only event record.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.