Before I saw the video, I was like, “so it’s a P’zone, and Pizza Hut’s had that for a looong time.” But then, it’s a pizza, folded over and then sliced like a quesadilla? Am I being pranked?

Where was the dragging? All I got was that they couldn’t decide whether one thing was better over the other.

...and referring to Obama’s term as “reign”? Woof.

Don’t forget them walking around “kinda” marching while proudly holding up Brett Kavanaugh heads.

How many anchors are going to clutch their pearls and apologize for the naughty language when they play that Ryan clip ad nauseum?

The sign itself, while you think it’s dumb, is a troll to Cheetoh because it’s a carbon copy of the sign he used when Barr’s summary first came out...

I got this one for a starter.

Two simple questions:

It takes an extra bit of shade to screen cap a guy just to keep ’em in the grays lol.

Well, the adult stuff goes to Hulu, so... it stays put for those without cable?

Didn’t that portrait look an awful lot like Tim Heidecker?

Seems like in his head, Stephen King automatically equals horror. I mean, it’s 90% true, but still.

Did you not read the part where it is a forthcoming series on Amazon?

“Fantasy Western”

I guess the Raw tribute before all the facts were in could be the darkest two hours.

“What? He was just getting them riled up about a bundle of sticks!”

What’s the over/under on Trump calling Pelosi the C-word by Sunday?

published a lazy and actually-not-obligatory roundup of tweets from .... and lame-brained viral-hunting meme jockeys. Maybe these kinds of Twitter roundups are meant to be cathartic for fans, but mostly they suck mondo ass.

I’m glad I took a drink after this. I could have showered my manager.

Not only that, but he then proceeded to tweet 2 more times about the ending. Dude just dumb.