Throw some chorizo in that, done.

I’ve seen some reports that they’re donating their entire appearance check ($500K) to charity. But it feels too little, too late. 

They doubled down last night, as well, against the energy sector with their wind power ads.

While he should step down, might I ask, how would this have played out if he was a GOP governor?

So he’s been taken over by Bob?

Give the story to Ronan Farrow. That kid gives zero fucks about reprisals.

Holy shit I was trying to figure out where I knew him from and didn’t bother to look it up.

He was okay with it. He was just overwhelmed at the revelation that, on top of being a witch, she was also a virgin. It threw him for a loop. But then he explained that while it was a bit of a bombshell, he was there and he wasn’t going to pressure her into anything. And he showed up at the house because he’d texted…

The problem is, if he wins, he’ll ignore what the award really means and brag to everyone that he won a GOLDEN Raspberry Award.

It seems to me that, if she did say it, she was saying it facetiously, thinking she was still on camera, in a “Gawd I hate her, what a b” tongue-in-cheek kind of way.

Does it also show how much he hates women that whoever runs his Youtube can’t even spell the name of one of his fellow administration contemporaries correctly?

His body was delivered to Texas from D.C. by way of Air Force One...

The fact that someone not only let him fuck them, but also reproduced with him 3 times is astounding.

There’s a guy in my office, and I’ve yet to discover who it is, but he apparently cannot wipe properly and leaves a nice brown stain on the back of the seat just about every other day. And he knows it and he’s ashamed, because he will then lift the seat, so those of us will discover his calling card when we lower the…

If that was true, he’d be pro-reboot/remake. He has said it’ll never happen.

Did Deadspin quietly have a Splinter-esque purge?

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I was so angry at what Rob Cohen and Tyler Perry did with Alex Cross. It was such a betrayal of the character, especially down to the ending. I hate-watched that whole thing in the theater, just hoping for a tiny bit of the Alex I’ve spent the last 15 or so years reading (I came into the series well after the first 2…

Loosely inspired by the experience that Anders and his wife had when they decided to foster and eventually adopt three older kids...

Pope trained with Bruce Lee long before that, when he was training to be the Pope. All that happened in Heaven was God resurrecting Pope, setting him up “fatter ’n biscuits.”