The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Well it’s good that his intense desire to be president occasionally leads him to do something decent.

I actually hope they’ve checked this kid for Marfan Syndrome. If he has it, he shouldn’t be playing basketball because it could damage his aorta.

Seriously, what condition would cause extreme growth and weird body proportionality like that? I’d assume acromegaly, but he doesn’t have any of the exaggerated facial features of someone with it.

Wat? I live in SWATL and I see more Falcons gear in my neighborhood than anywhere else in the metro, the Falcons are the football team of black Atlanta. You must be thinking of the dawgs.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

Why didn’t I tell Hillary? Do you think I have her number or something? I don’t even know what the fuck you are talking about. Hillary didn’t attack Trump personally. She didn’t make fun of his appearance. She attacked his ridiculous policies and his fitness for the office. Exactly what she should have done. Hillary…

No offense, but I have to listen to one more think piece telling me that Trump won because Liberals are snobs I’m going to fucking scream. Fuck that shit. Am I a snob because I believe climate change is real? Because I believe that immigrants aren’t coming here to commit mass rapes? Am I a snob because I just want gay…

Respectfully disagree.

Full disclosure, I myself am rust belt born and raised white trash. Yes, I’m fully aware we need to focus on his shitty policies and that we need to ditch the smug attitudes. But holy shit, if we can’t have snark on Deadspin, what’s the fucking point?

Never dumb it down for the millennials. Let them look it up if they care.

Yeah this is why he won the election but got smoked in the popular vote right? Get the fuck outta here with that apologist bullshit. He won because white folks like you pretend to be rational in public but let your fragility show in the privacy of a voting booth. You’re as full of shit as trump is. Try harder.

That “tugboat in a swimming pool” line is some tremendous imagery. Is it too late to nickname him “Tug?” I’ll bet he’d love it.

Trump probably just wanted to learn how boxers make their hands look so big.

You need to read more if you think voter suppression had nothing to do with Twitler’s “win.”

I’d be more willing to accept Bernie’s advice on rebuilding the Democratic party if he would put his money where his mouth is and actually put a “D” by his name instead of remaining “I”. Because right now he’s trying to ride the party’s name recognition into the spotlight without Democrats in Vermont being able to run…

I don’t see him as a legitimate President either. Thank you Rep. Lewis for your continued bravery.

“Forget what you know and believe what I say” is classic NPD.

“I really wish she would have stood up last night and said, ‘I didn’t like the election results but he is our president and we’re going to support him.’”