Thank God. I’ve been so annoyed by the lack of officiating in the NFL recently.

Damn Pareene. I used to like you but now you’re the fucking worst. What happened?

Fuck I love that song.

They gave Sanders a prime speaking slot at the convention, let him have a big hand in shaping the platform, and Bernie himself, as a member of the Democratic Party, endorsed Clinton and went out on the stump for her. If that’s “shitting all over” his supporters, I’d like to see how “trying to get their votes” would’ve…

democracy doesn’t work when your voters are uneducated/irrational thinkers

Apparently there are conflict-of-interest laws that apply to legislators and most other public servants, but which don’t apply to the President. Which, frankly, is bizarre. So he might be right that *technically* he’s not breaking any laws. But a president selling out America’s interests for personal enrichment is…

The Democrats stand for establishment and incrementalism. Can this even be fixed?

Kim Davis, a town hall clerk, single-handedly almost derailed Obama’s LGBT equality drive.

We do need new ideas, and new leadership, but why does that necessitate throwing away the entire Democratic Party infrastructure? Why not work to build a better Democratic party from the inside? How is splitting the left up into warring factions going to do anyone any good?

I’m sure the best path forward will involve lots of internecine score-settling.

Yeah, Obama was pretty much an unknown when he gave his speech at the DNC in 2004. Four years later he was president. A lot can happen.

It’s easy to be gracious when you win.

The only way they’ll ever appeal to the “casual fan” is to have a ten-minute review after every catch to see if the player made a baseball move while controlling the ball.

I was going to write this, but in a less snarky manner, which would have been less fun. I guess what I’m saying is: Thank you.

What’s so fucking infuriating about this is how the media is treating it as a scandal already, when we don’t even know what’s in the emails or whether any of it should have been classified! I guess the assumption is that Huma was hiding these from the FBI for some reason?

Man, watching this video just makes me want to go shoot some hoops.

This sounds kind of like the plot of a movie I saw once.

Why does anyone participate in this sport?

And what is up with his hair?

I’m sure I’ve done that. Maybe not “hey” exactly but something like it. I think it’s because I’m insecure and hate awkward silences. And is there a more awkward silence than the silence right after sex? Or is that just me?