Jenny can be directly linked to measles and whooping cough coming back. I’d call that blighty.

I live in the same area as these clowns. I have never run into them but lots of my friends have. Our local newspaper will run stories about her going to Bed Bath and Beyond and things like that. It makes everything about them even more annoying and nauseating to me.

1. How many walkers have you have you killed?

I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

I fucking laughed for DAYS at “Wino Forever”. I guess if you have to cover up a name tattoo you could do a lot worse lol.

Seriously. I am in horrible pain for the duration on my period so like, if I NEED some goddamn tampons, either I am going to murder everyone I see in public and cry while doing it, or my goddamn loving partner will do it. OR ELSE.

Two major dumbasses that get more attention than they need or deserve.

I’m thinking specifically of Kaley Cuoco’s new “moth”

I’m not super fond of these two but I’m happy they’re happy. Whatever.

Jesus, people, when will we learn about the tattoos? How many fucking times do people who have done this shit have to tell you what a bad idea this is and how much they regret it after?

I’ve never understood the whole “I’m a guy, so don’t ask me to buy tampons because......herpderp”trope. Do they really think the cashier thinks he’ll be using them?

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

Where’s the 4th Horseman?

She also called sixth-grade girls “sluts” in an interview with Good Housekeeping. Good-fucking-Housekeeping! How much of a garbage human do you have to be to slut-shame eleven-year-olds in a magazine where my mom gets her recommendations for slow cooker meatloaf?

To be fair it wasn't actually a ghost. It was an hallucination caused by her brain tumor (that she interpreted as ghost)

I mean, being shitty to costars is not excusable but all she said about Knocked Up was that having the male characters portrayed as fun and lovable despite being immature manchildren while the women telling them to grow up were portrayed as shrill not-fun harpies was “kind of sexist,” which is true. And then she said…

I sat next to a dad and a daughter (who was definitely under 10) at Girl with a Dragon Tattoo. I can only imagine how awkward that card ride home was.

She’ll get better work sooner or litter.

Well apparently we all peak in early 20s? The 18-year-old-as-sexually-desirable freaks me out now that I’ve spent a few years with a fully developed frontal lobe. But let’s revisit this discussion after 12pm, we’ll take a long lunch and have drinks. I’m not sure I want to analyze this sober.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.