If the person who married Dennis Rodman seems to not want to be near you... That's pretty bad. That's all I'm saying.

How much do you think Egor’s parents hate Dina?

Carmen Electra looks reeeeally unsure about all this.

Clearly Dina Lohan has nothing else to talk about.

What dignity?

IT’S NOT BREAKFAST IF YOU DON’T HAVE BISCUITS AND BACON, YOU FASCISTS. Seriously, it’s like they just picked the worst breakfast items to have during the day. Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit or NOTHING.

I miss the days when Kelloggs stood for wholesome things... like yogurt enemas and anti-masturbation aids.

Oh holy cow! How’d you get hat picture? He said he only sent that too me! Two-timing asshole.

Special K? Special P.

This Raisin Bran tastes fucking fantastic!

But did you see the shoes? Those look like shiny management shoes, not labor shoes. And suit pants. Nice try, management!

:( Sorry, friend. These adorable nudibranchs want to make your Monday a little better:

Maybe she wears it for sex, maybe she wears it at parties or on a night out, maybe she does wear it to Kroger. I think you're ruffling feathers by calling it odd because you're getting awfully close to shaming territory on a post about her empowerment.

Fetish night while clubbing, pride parade, other performance art pieces, costume party, Burning Man, lounging around the house like a fucking badass, off the top of my head.

“Also, did anyone else raise an eyebrow when she said she’d worn that outfit many times?”

I just got done reading about Trump supporters parking over top of peoples’ graves in Bloomington. I needed this story and I graciously thank Rachel for posting it.

I’m off the Brown line. The irony has never been lost on me in these situations.

Oh, my God*, I have some horribly painful memories from the red line in Chicago. Once I was wearing really high heels and there was an unexpected downpour, so I ended up taking off my shoes and sprinting barefoot through the Wilson stop and then several blocks through uptown, in the driving rain, to get home. I made…

He may have had food poisoning from a previous meal. The urge to expel everything in the intestines comes in distinct, feverish, agonizing surges which are increasingly impossible to restrain. I know from whence I speak.

As a person with IBS, this is pretty much my worst fear.