“not even the taupe section at Mood fabrics.”

First reaction is that it looks comfy but I’d never want to share it. I don't even share blankets well.

I don't think I could ever watch that again.

We’re going to be hearing about the extent of this horrific human-shaped pile of garbage’s crimes for a long time.

I got a nasty tweet recently telling me to shut my fuckhole, and that’s the low end of the crap I’ve gotten. It’s still nothing like some of the things women that are more visible on social media get. I’ve gotten rapey comments but never death threats. Thing is- I’m an adult, if I’d gotten some of those messages when…

People I don't feel bad for, for 500 please.

I’m in. Ben & Jerry’s no problem. And thank you, because this reminded me to see if Idiocracy is airing this week so I can watch it for the fifteenth time. It is!

He robbed her of so much. He tore a massive hole in her family. 25 years isn't enough. I am glad she got some measure of justice, but at some fucking point we as an entire nation need to see the pattern here.

Gold star comment.

Congratulations to the GOP candidates using her passing for their benefit. They have another ghostly Reagan to invoke now at the next of their 700 debates.

I have an absurd crush on Humphrey. Sadly Netflix only has the first three series and I only have two more episodes.

I don’t have any exact measurements but here goes:

I have a warm spot in my heart for crotchety old kitties. My late grandmother had a cat named Kitty that lived to be roughly 97 years old. She hated everyone and took joy in torturing me with my cat allergies, but she was so pretty and I had to love that no bullshit personality.

Will do! Gray dog (Pebbles) enjoys barking at UPS drivers and falling leaves and making us all look at her butthole likes it's the Eye of Sauron. Blonde dog (Chelsea) is an old girl that loves literally everyone but loves food and naps even more- but she hates the roomba because it always bumps into her while she's…

10/10 would hug and probably interact with way better than any other people around.

That's exactly how our dog is. When we take her out or anyone comes over here she immediately is all over them. But she's so damn cute with her big baby seal eyes and floppy ears that no one ever takes her friendship demands badly.

I'll give my dogs some belly rubs for you.

I don't have kids nor do I want any, but it sounds like you're reassuring yourself that you'd raise a happy kid and would be a great parent when the time comes. That's a beautiful dream!

I would try a slice of that creme egg disaster above, but both of your examples are way too much for me.