If someone asked me, "Would you like this sandwich?" and then handed me a burrito, I would assume they didn't know English.

Am I the only one who hates video posts. With all the video clips, news, reviews, etc lately I feel like I'm encroaching on a "get off my lawn!" Part of my life... But I just want to read, not watch ;/ I don't want to listen to other people.

stop with the American shit. If your point is to include the many Americans that don't know what real beer is, you had already stated that. Do some research on American beer purchasing trends and microbrew trends before acting like an asshat and bashing nations...even your own.

America is not an empire. Empires don't elect their leaders. American history is messy but somehow our long strange journey miraculously led to the present. It's probably all downhill from here because of the fakers and takers but at least we can slow America's decent into tyranny for as long as possible.

But there is no exhaust to gut, how ever will you shake my house when you drive by?

No, it pretty much looks like a tenement-filled shithole from what I can see. No candy-colors or dreamscapes here. Looks like they used whatever color paint or primer was cheapest on the market at the time, and switched colors at random when they ran out.

hopefully we'll have come to our senses before we've advanced enough technologically to reach that water supply.

Nah, it's pretty much bullshit.

Nobody outside of Apple users gives a flying fuck about iMessage.

Vote: DIY HTPC

Vote: Chromecast

I would watch an entire series of Always Sunny in 1776.

You're right, but she blamed it on the fact that she was a woman. It was a very enlightening look into the modern feminist.

It's true that the space hippies themselves offer very little threat.

Why is every rocky planet an "earth?" It's clearly a mega-Mercury.

Don't you mean *both* will act stubbornly? And so what if they do? If price is a main concern of mine, then Amazon IS acting appropriately on my behalf. And guess what? Price is THE consideration for a product I can get anywhere, such as a mainstream book.

Battlestar Galactica, "Crossroads"

Cleaning agents aside, as long as the meat isn't spoiled, then it's hardly "dog food". Just because meat comes from parts of (any animal) which the average person isn't familiar with, hardly means it's of poor quality.