This country needs all the neurosurgeons it can get right now. Between the people who voted for Trump, who need their head examined, and the brainless (and spineless) in DC, we need neurosurgeons. 

Amazing!

If this woman were anymore bitter she’d have to be bottled and placed on a pharmacy shelf. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I got Smith’s back on this one.

yas

I did a dramatic reading of this at work for my co-workers and got on the floor and did this:

I wouldn’t look up or read anything about the story. Let it be a surprise :)

Tim Curry is literally the only good thing about the original one.

I think it looks mad good. Tim Curry aside, the original suffers from a lot of 90s awfullness.

As I mentioned in another thread, I was skeptical—but this looks pretty good, for a teaser.

My daughter is black, but doesn’t look it at all. My dad said she’s going to hear a lot of shit when she’s around white people when she’s older. He said he hopes she knows how to fight.

One really sick part about this whole thing is that this is how A LOT of white people talk when no one else is around. The Trump era has made people think this is OK to not only say while at home, but on national television. People need to be publicly shamed for saying shit like this.

Maxine Waters is a national treasure and hero. Her vote against the Iraq War Resolution in 2002 will confer upon her a legacy of being one of the few politicians of the era of courage and conscience.

Somebody needs to crush that old fuck.

i think someone on here actually mentioned that a long time ago, how the cosby show and fresh prince were both generally good with how they portrayed successful black families. i have no thoughts or opinion if it was just palatable for whites because the banks family were rich, because they still addressed black…

I know this is going to sound like sacrilege to some, but I feel like Fresh Prince was my generation’s (I’m 32) version of the Cosby Show. As in, it went a long way towards “normalizing” black families to white America. Of course, we could also make the argument that it was only palatable to said white America because…

Chris Kattan broke his neck 20 years ago and apparently gets super cagey if you ask him how it happened.

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.