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Mon El is the worst.

I honestly didn’t know he did tv work. I only know candy from movies.

I saw him on the pre-show and Robin Roberts mentioned how he’s starting the show, and instead of being a normal person and replying “Yeah, it’s going to be great,” he pretended he didn’t know and yuk’d it up longer than it needed to be. “I am? I better get going hurr hurr hurr.”

“I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us”

oh. my. god. your poor sister.

My sister had a bed bug infestation and treated it for a month or so before she finally called in professionals. For the next 8 years she would get a bug bite - any type of bug bite - and wonder if she had bed bugs again. Then the next day she’d wake up covered in bug bites. 100% psychosomatic. She would constantly

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

Has CBS considered not making a show that’s either a police procedural or a legal drama?

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Facts!

honestly, Nicki was the only lady rapper allowed to flourish for several years and she was never really that good.

I really can’t call Meryl petty for wanting to clear her name. Lagerfeld was extremely unprofessional and the move wreaks of headline grabbing. I hope he suffers some kind of fallout. This should have been handled over the telephone not in the tabloids. DONT COME FOR MERYL

But for real, Nikki Minaj has for sure had work done. Not body shaming, I just didn’t think it was a secret?

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He was somebody who had the reputation of being incredibly nice and fun to work with, but could also play some skeezeball characters to perfection. He played a great fuckboi in True Lies

-hugs- Pregnancy sucks but it’ll end. And don’t worry if your first few post partum weeks kind of suck, too, because it’s not forever.