Bout time, Bravo. We all know Real Men (tm) only watch networks’ shows when their graphics are in manly colors, like black or blue.

Canned water!

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

Sniffing glue, too

Mike Pence can go fuck himself. Ditto for all who endorsed her.

I think with the level of awfulness happening in the world, this merits little more than a bemused smile.

Calcium. He’s part of a complete breakfast.

Danny Bland

If your skin is so thin that you verbally abuse someone until they leave the theater just because they flipped you off, maybe you shouldn’t be a comedian. :/

I like this one, too.

Why not both? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Right? I’m guilty of being like “Come baaaaack, help us, we miss you!” but real talk, the shitshow we’re in is not his problem. He’s done PLENTY for his country. There was an article on The Root yesterday called “If I Were Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, I’d Put America Under ‘Do Not Answer,’” and it’s right.

If I were the Obamas I’d post nothing, but pictures of me chilling for the next four years.

Trump wishes he had as much class as George.

I want the Obamas to be happy.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Mr. Obama. You’ve certainly earned it. But when you get back...

I love that President Obama handed off the presidency with one of these:

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”