@freakshowtime: "Too bad starred commenters are fools and haven't promoted your comment yet."

@freakshowtime: I re-read this after your ditto. I can't believe I committed 2 "their" misuses - guess I was tired because I wasn't drunk. Unless I ...Nope, nope wasn't drunk.

BAD! BAD Motorola!

NO, REALLY, COOOL, RELAX! I SWEAR, we got it this time dudes. NOTHING to see here. Move along. Don'tchu worry yer pretty little heads no more. All is well. ... Trusssst ussssssss.

It's like the CGI Green Lantern Ryan Reynolds outfit!

@Nerval77: [Sigh] Unions...

People refuse to accept accountability for the world THEY CREATE for themselves, not in one big explosion, but in cumulative acts...It's much easier to dream that someone will create a panacea that will correct our willful fuckups than to have the discipline to NOT be complicit in the selfish, damaging, everyday…

They'll tell folks, "You're lucky to be blessed by ANY iPhone! STFU or we'll take it back and give it to someone who wants it!"

@Curves: "Healthy and Active" - The first thing that caught my eye too.

I love how they're just standing on it. The one guy's even resting on his spade. "Nope, nothing precious or sensitive around here. Anyway here's what I want for lunch: Git me a corned beef on rye with..."

But, how can I hold it?

"So why did they rush to recommend the phone"

@abates25: You bought a 4 didn't you; or you at least own MacBook?

@abates25: You bought a 4 didn't you; or you at least own MacBook?

That was a throw? It was almost actually hand to surface, which is typically asking a lot of delivery folks.

Yes. Sigh.

"Oh What am I do?" Here's a solution: DON'T BUY IT!

@travisco_nabisco: Well yes, that's implicit, but I was trying feel superior.

@Yossarian Threepwood: As Jon Stewart pointed out, statistically speaking England and the US by definition of the score are equal in ability.

Honestly, it's a reason I haven't been able to get into football. Tried REALLY hard during the last WC in '06, but looong periods of boredom punctuated by periods of intense outrage and frustration (sounds like my sex life) with poor officiating proved to be too aggravating. Hockey is one of my favorite sports but it…