Why wait until Deadpool 3? Reynolds reading and responding to negative reviews as Deadpool would be great promotional material for the current film.

You ... want a serious-minded Deadpool movie along the lines of Logan? That’s like saying Dumb and Dumber was just ok because it wasn’t more like Casablanca. I know both Deadpool and Logan are technically superhero movies, but beyond that they’re different genres altogether.

This reads like one of THOSE post BvS reviews that was super positive and all, “You don’t understand BvS correctly,” and praising it as the work of a genius and ubermensch filmmaker visionary on par with The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari or something. In other words, fucking ugh.

I really hope Deadpool 3 opens with the Merc reading this article out loud and verbally dictating his comment.

I disagree.

This reads like someone going up their own asshole to tell the movie plebeians what real comedy is. Yeah, it’s cheeseball and corny and referential, but shit, man, sometimes cheeseball and corny and referential is fine. Let people enjoy a dumb, harmless movie if they like it.

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

Counterpoint: Deadpool is good.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

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“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I’m repeatedly impressed by the defeatist body language of various Cavs. The hands-up, look at the bench, what are we supposed to do, why is this other guy even out here kind of body language.

Iillegal defense hasn’t been on the NBA rulebook for close to two decades now. The only thing that exists is the 3 second rule about planting a guy in the paint. Playing zone is perfectly legal

I feel like if you could merge players from the Cavs and the Rockets into one playoff team, well, you’d have a team that dribbles the ball for 22.5 seconds of each possession, then makes a bad pass to LeBron so the shot clock expires while he tries to blow past the five defenders assigned solely to him. Then they’d…

What? It’s not illegal to play a zone, it’s only illegal for a defensive player to be in the paint for longer than three seconds if no offensive player is within arms length. Other than that, defenses can do whatever they want. And the reason it looks like they’re in a zone is because the Celtics have been phenomenal…

Nah, it could’ve just ended Horford’s career if he’d fallen a little differently. Legit play on the ball from behind. No biggie.

Lebron is their role model. He walks more than almost any active player in the league, and takes entire defensive possessions off now, including some where he doesn’t cross half court.

That’s LeBron, not Thompson, who is close to the action. It’s hard to tell who fucked up there, Green or LeBron; I wonder if Green was supposed to help and then LeBron would switch onto Tatum, since he (James) isn’t actually guarding anyone. But yeah, leaving Korver on an island against Brown and doing nothing at all…