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I think my favorite thing about the Timberwolves is this: Tom Thibodeau’s whole reputation is built on the idea that he’s a genius of defensive tactics and strategy, but the Wolves are a crappy defensive team (22nd in the NBA in DefRtg) and have been one for as long as he’s been there; meanwhile, they’re one of the

Pictured: the reason the Timberwolves made the playoffs this year. Tom Thibodeau is in the picture too.

Thibodeau should be fired, banned for life from the NBA, and locked up for crimes against basketball. Every talented player he gets his hands on, he overplays until he’s worn them down to a nub. I look forward to KAT’s double ACL blowout in 2-3 years.

I had the original G Pen pro but I seemed to actually burn the weed instead of vaporizing it.

I had the original G Pen pro but I seemed to actually burn the weed instead of vaporizing it.

Shep, I really wish you and Giz wouldn’t promote this company. After the recommendations seen here, I picked up the Elite over black friday. Fast forward to after some use and more in-depth research, I discovered what a terrible product they actually put out. The thing tastes like plastic and has been shown countless

Shep, I really wish you and Giz wouldn’t promote this company. After the recommendations seen here, I picked up the

Pretty tough for him to be “not long for the T-Wolves” when they’re contractually obligated to pay him $147 million over the next five seasons.

Yeah. I’d be sad too if I wasn’t busy frothing at the mouth at Thibs for being so fucking moronic as to play Derrick FUCKING ROSE 28 minutes in a playoff game and playing his best 3 point shooter for like 6.

Shading is not really an excuse to not get Towns the ball though. Chuck nailed it in the post-game, Houston was switching everything and when Towns was getting Harden or Paul in the post, he would clear the lane and stand on the three-point line the rest of the possession. And it’s not like Houston was selling out to

Some drose fan account told me to kill myself for saying maybe Towns should shoot more than Derrick

I liked the way people on Twitter kept going “You know, if you don’t count all the possessions where he was terrible, Rose is having a pretty good game!”

Yeah, they are really missing Kyrie “Chucker Who Plays Like It’s 00s Iso Ball” Irving

He’s not alone, though. Despite living in Milwaukee, Sirius sees fit to give me the Celtics broadcast. Those announcers spent the entire OT complaining about how Middleton’s shot sending it to OT was maybe late, that Giannis gets away with everything and the Celtics were getting called for phantom fouls.

Hot take: LeBron won’t win three more games as a Cavalier.

Well, it’s a conspiracy. Deadspin is a hive mind that hates your team, hometown, and political party, as well as you personally, and only ever writes stories about things you hate. Duh.

Is this dude wearing a vest with the tie not tucked behind it? What a goon.

This promise of “information to come” is about as reliable as Trump’s claim that he only lost the popular vote because of 3 million plus illegal voters.

Fuck him with a full set of antlers. He really thinks that might help.

He has gone beyond parody of himself into some twisted, small splinter of a human. I used to be a huge fan of him, but he’s just a joke at this point

Meanwhile, look at what this insufferable, killjoy, perpetual victim took from the game: