Honestly, when I saw that I woke up with a buff called “Alpha Male” it felt a bit... icky. A shame that a cool looking and sounding character was wasted like that.

No, it is as big a deal as he’s making out of it. Twitch streaming is his job, basically. You got your driver’s license suspended? Well, you can still find other ways to get to work. He’d have to find, essentially, a new “employer.”

Believe me, if he saw Streaming as his job, he would follow the rules. Or do you see everyday work people getting naked and covering themselves with tomato sauce at their jobs and still being employed the next day?

Streaming is “a hobby that makes money” for him. He should have been permabanned a long time ago, and is…

It’s a Hyperbole Truther!

You know what’s funny: I yearn for the days of W instead of 45. How sad is that?

Being investigated for serious financial crimes. Or has candidates applying for a job with the Trump campaign would say, resume padding.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

“OR ability to back-up saves on a computer, something the 3DS and Wii U could do.”

Nintendo has a weird way to number their OS.

Version numbering systems change per company and per developer. One company’s opinion of what a “major version” is may differ completely from another. To draw a comparison between the two version numbers makes no sense.

“No market that gives 50% off the top to payroll, at 2% per worker, favors owners.”

a mediocre pitcher falling off a cliff getting paid 25MM a year is why no one wants to sign free agents this year.

This, in my mind, is the real issue. Baseball more than any other sport undervalues real time performance and pays for past performance. The thing is, now that teams are *finally* realizing paying Albert Pujols 10/$240 after he turned 30 was not the best use of money, we’re in this in between spot where an entire…

Real, fake, everything else that happens in the video, I really don’t care.

I think the reason it felt so believable to WoW players is because HOLY SHIT were there some stupid people playing that game. We’ve all experienced the joy of a Leeroy in our group at least once.

SILICONE BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR “YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN”

Laugh now, but this guy is eventually gonna figure out a way to have sex with those girls on PornHub, and we’ll be calling him the Thomas Edison of the 21st century.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

It’s a future that has almost certainly been made more unlikely by this move.