when they were young.

Better just stop buying games altogether to be completely safe.

Its a sim where you waste 4 hours of your life.  

It got Ground Zeroes (which ps got before too). Xbox has never given away the phantom pain.

He’s probably not reading this. The fact that you are mad about it and yelling into cyberspace about it is pretty awful, too.

I’m pretty sure I saw an opposing fan kicked out of Yankee Stadium one time for wearing the wrong hat. I think it was the Orioles.

You seriously think Melo had a chance to be the best PF in the league?

This is ridiculous. Enable registered tax paying businesses to obtain licenses on condition that their premises and practices are up to code and do random inspections by the ministry of health. Do they want an underground trade to start?

I had to look up what the heck that was. The edible nighshades are like tomatoes and peppers as well as a number of spices. So why was there a pepper in the ingredients if he doesn’t eat them? And that also means all his food is bland as hell.

I call a little bullshit on this thing about nightshades -

Your taste buds didn’t change, they curled up and died because you extracted all of the joy out of their lives.

You must be wonderful at parties:

As an actual physician, I can tell you that this is the best, funniest, truest thing I have ever seen.

Passenger: “And a vaccine denier - I’ve read all the research. “

I like how you think everyone goes vegan for the same reason. Very vegan of you.

Someone going by Platypus Custard says flax eggs aren’t weird because he or she uses them regularly. So there, kids.

Just bc you use them weekly does not mean they’re not weird...

Any history of mental illness in your family?

Vegans do such a great job of identifying themselves so when the time comes we know which people to eat first.