As a programmer, I can’t believe they didn’t just tag the doors when they were originally added to the game. Ideally the dev tools would’ve already had the functionality built in, but someone early on should’ve realized that not all doors are the same and accommodated for that.

Here’s the thing.

People are building viruses specifically for a Fire Kindle? Are you sure about that?

People are building viruses specifically for a Fire Kindle? Are you sure about that?

The city is fucking racist. Acting like Boston doesn’t have a gross history of racism, and is surprisingly racist for an eastern liberal city might make you sleep better at night, but it doesn’t make it true.

What are you talking about? Fisher became a better villain AFTER he retired. Fucking a teammate’s wife. Getting in a fight with said teammate. Crashing said teammate’s car while driving drunk.

I think he must’ve thought someone was already on first so started heading to third.

Jesus you guys. The Clippers had two options. Let Paul leave for nothing. Or trade him for something. Paul was only going to opt in to his contract if a trade was in place! They had two options. A bad one and a very bad one.

Uh...that’s one of the foremost reasons to LIKE Posey. Fuck Strickland and his 3 year old grudge.

How anyone can believe that Melo or Wade could help the Cavs is beyond me. Here’s the reasons why this doesn’t help, in no particular order.

How is the third pick too high a price for a legitimate superstar with two years left on a bargain contract? The chances of Tatum (or Jackson or Fox or anyone else that was available at 3) ever becoming anything close to as good as Butler is, is minuscule. Add to that, the third pick isn’t going to be good for at…

Yes. Their one star is about to turn 29 and is 5'8". Other than IT having an outlier career year, they had no consistent offense to speak of.

First, Kris Dunn was included in trade talks with Chicago last year. It seems like they really wanted a shitty AND old rookie to add to their shitty group of shitty point guards.

Yeah, you’d think a drug dealer would make better money selling boner pills instead of meth in a retirement community.

In two years, IT might not even be an average starter anymore. That’s what happens when you’re 5'8", terrible defensively, and are already 28 years old. He’s going to age very poorly.

Here’s the difference between a smart basketball executive and a dumb one.

While different cultures may have some variations in their idea of beauty, attractiveness is mostly an objective measure based on facial symmetry and proportions of features. You can literally program a computer to separate pictures of people’s faces based on attractiveness, and almost everyone would agree with the…

THIS. Dude was friend zoned hard. She was in a fight with her boyfriend and ran to her friend that she uses as an emotional crutch because she knows he’s in love with her. The next day her boyfriend sorta apologized and she ran back to him. Because while she might love her friend, she really just loves the fact that…

Except he’s not good. He’s been pretty disappointing in his two years.

No it’s a keyboard for people that realize what a joy using a well made keyboard can be. After using a keyboard like this, moving to most standard monstrosities is painful. I code the vast majority of my work day. My keyboard can make or break how much I enjoy my work.

Ok. The keyboard is fully programmable. Want volume functionality? Add it! Want function keys? Add it! The whole point of this keyboard is being compact and a joy to use. Adding volume keys is in direct conflict with their goals.