Marcus Smart, despite just 3 years in the NBA, would like a word...

I used to be like you. I spent hours a month playing the auction house, insistent upon making enough gold to cover my WoW fees.

Why? So Russ can make a futile effort to remain competitive, and then shoot and miss his way to a loss when it really matters?

I was partial to the teacher, but Futaba was by far the most fun.

Wait, you mean a sport run by old white guys and played in front of old white guys isn’t accepting of people with different lifestyles? You mean the unwritten rules of baseball don’t include avoiding the use of prejudicial slurs? You mean Curt Schilling isn’t the minority, but the majority when it comes to baseball…

This post is inception levels of irony and hypocrisy. Maybe wait to complain about how the Spurs get “no respect” until after a game they don’t lose by 36 points.

Wait, I could be watching a hyena giving birth?

I think Lamarcus went to San Antonio thinking Kawhi would be option 1, and he would be 1A. Instead it’s more like Kawhi is option 1, and Lamarcus is some dude whose best shot is a contested midrange shot.

Do you get how matchups work? Dwight Howard is completely immobile. Which means that Gortat, another slow as molasses big, can be effective. Al Horford and Olynyk are both floor spacing bigs, meaning Gortat is much less effective. You can’t simply say he shut down Howard and therefore should’ve shut down a completely…

I think Wall shitting the bed and taking a fuck ton of 3s despite a 32% career 3pt percentage were bigger problems. Beal was extremely efficient. He’s pretty much the only reason the Wiz were in the game at all.

Yup. These plays happen ALL the time. If Kawhi didn’t already have an injury, and hadn’t re-aggravated it a few minutes before, it’s nothing. Zara, like many bigs, is big and unwieldy. The dude can barely lay the ball in the hoop, he had no idea where his feet were. It’s still a shitty play that should be stricken…

People need to stop acting like games with pay walls all over the place are free. They’re not. They just give you the first taste free.

I’m pretty sure Bowen invented this “trick”.

A hair follicle can test positive for as long as your hair is. If your hair hasn’t been cut in year, they can test it for years. Usually they just take the most recent hair to test if any drugs were taken recently.

If you’re not even going to listen, then maybe go back to shoving your head up your own ass.

Do people really get excited when they hear that a game is a roguelike? Because I get turned off immediately. So few games do the roguelike genre any justice at all. Rather it feels like a lazy excuse not to actually have to design levels, and the result is just bland and repetitive level design. It doesn’t help that…

The play wasn’t called for Olynyk. It was a play with multiple options and he had great position with the much smaller Oubre on him. If the Wiz didn’t have a foul to give, he very likely would’ve scored.

Am I the only one fucking disgusted that NBC left their livestream up during testimony of witnesses that wished to remain private (and one was a minor!)?! That’s a severe violation in its own right, and I hope the victims sue the hell out of them. That sort of oversight is completely inexcusable when dealing with such…

God I hate Tim McMahon and his obsession with basketball players’ testicles.

Absolutely.