Why make it 3D? So much of the charm and incredible complexity is possible because it wasn’t 3D. Being a text heavy game allows for more choice and consequence. It allows for greater role playing. Fallout 2 remade as a 3D game is essentially Fallout 3.

I saw this movie randomly while flipping through the channels late one night. Ended up watching the whole thing trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. Only in the end realized I’m not supposed to.

Man. Long-distance guy. Just end it. It’s not worth even attempting to fix the metric fuck ton of issues there.

This is all Phil Jackson, man.

Wade is unhappy in Chicago. Melo is getting pushed out of New York. Chris Paul is on a team that could be great if he and his teammates weren’t constantly injured.

Passive aggressive Lebron is the only Lebron. He doesn’t come in any other variety.

Are you fucking stupid? Melo was overrated 5 years ago. Now he’s just not good at all. Kevin Love is twice the player Melo is. I hate the Cavs, and I hope to god they trade Love for Melo. If they did, Toronto suddenly has a great chance of making the finals.

What’s even worse is the roster issues are largely his fault! They overspent on his guy Tristan Thompson. Lebron only signed one year deals, which pressured CLE into trading all their draft picks. And they don’t have roster spots because they gave spots to people Lebron wanted (Birdman, Dunleavy, Mo Williams).

Yeah...someone attended the Kobe Bryant school of basketball. 30 points is 30 points. Even if it takes 35 fga to do it.

All that RAM...not that the Xbox One had all that much RAM to begin with.

Wow. Apparently not seeing the point in using Cortana’s voice commands means I’m a failure in life. I mean, the first thing I did when I built my recent PC was disable Cortana, because I prefer not being spied on by Microsoft. I just don’t see the point in turning on my Xbox (which is theoretical anyways) from another…

Also, the CPU and RAM are woefully underpowered on consoles compared to a PC. A PC can multitask across multiple monitors because it has the power to handle that. Attempting the same thing on console would just provide a severe reduction in performance. Hence, Microsoft removing snap.

Is it really worth “teaching” your console to just remove one button press? You don’t even need to get off your ass to turn on current consoles.

And people were worried you wouldn’t be able to play Overwatch on the Switch.

Actually it makes it more likely it was an environmental factor that also affected the cats. There were no clear signs of foul play, so either someone was decided to poison them and chose to do the cats while he was at it, or there was a CO leak that they couldn’t detect.

I’ve worked with liquid nitrogen a lot. A LOT. Do you know how much you would need to displace the air in a room? A lot. And all you need is a cracked window to keep that from happening.

How does it feel trying to maintain faith in Nintendo only to be perpetually disappointed?

Legit question. Does nobody on the Wiz understand what a funeral is? It only “worked” as a metaphor when the Knicks did it because a win would’ve ended the Celtics season (Boston forced a game 6, so still didn’t actually work).

KD wears his shoes so damn loose. Just watch them sometime. They are constantly falling off. I don’t know how he hasn’t had a horrific ankle injury yet.

Wait...your nephew AND his parents had to have their “techy” aunt/uncle tell them that the USB port was straight up busted? I have family members that are horrible with anything slightly techy. But even they could figure that one out.