tfw you serially date uber religious dudes and then are like wtf bone me please and they are like dude what part of this did you not get and you’re like tru

Did you know that I've never seen this movie and don't really plan on it either

In defense of MFA programs, let’s add that Roxane Gay, Tiphanie Yanique, Camille Dungy, Evie Schockley, Claudia Rankine, Yiyun Li, ZZ Packer, Lan Samantha Chang, Yona Harvey, Danielle Evans, Nikki Finney, and Tayari Jones all teach or have recently taught at MFA programs, and I for one am pretty psyched about it.

I have been thinking about this essay, and the section about the public infantilization by the Rumpus editor because Watkins refused to share her bed with him is particularly galling. But I have to admit, as a call-to-arms, I found it a bit behind the curve. Don’t we know by now that we should read women authors, that…