Don’t ever pay to be marketed to.

Bullshit. Bullshit

Eh? Nighthold isn’t out until next year.

Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

He’s voting libertarian? Wow, he really DOES live in a virtual reality detached from the world.

UH... this is usually why businesses and people of importance related to products don’t make political statements. Period.

Oh. He supports the guy who said we shouldn’t bother fighting climate change because the sun will expand and incinerate the earth in a billion years anyway?

Thank you for providing a counter-point to second dude up there because good lord someone had to

Because Kotaku hasn’t yet figured out the wisdom of putting my advice in a biweekly slot during Harris’s off weeks so they can have weekly advice on the site? Because Stephen Totilo doesn’t like me? Because you touch yourself at night? I dunno.

I’m just a wiseacre in the comments section. If Kotaku (or Deadspin, or…

Welcome to Counter-Point, the practice that opened up across the street from Dr. Nerdlove, to offer a fake-medically important second opinion to your dating diagnosis:

OK, Dutch Treat (I’m just gonna pretend like you’re in Amsterdam):

Jason, single-handed delayed 2016 lol.

But whole delayed; Fans reportedly butthurt.

huehuehuehue

Just to be clear, the PSP Go’s actual design is fine. It was the digital only aspect that made it a bad idea.

Peter! You, my friend, are a talented goddamn writer. Best critical readings I’ve had on kotaku in some time. Thank you for enlightening my weekend :)

Thank you for this. :)

MS Paint actually has some really useful tools, like hexagon shapes and “highlighter” brushes.

assuming your name is Kory it seems you have a reminder to ‘please turn over’? how interesting.