I suppose being clinically obese makes him perfect

Massive talents?

Well. That looks just terrible 

Ok, so we’re looking at Tom Cruise Iron Man, Chris Evans Human Torch, Ben Affleck Daredevil, John Favreau as Happy Hogan and Foggy Nelson, might as well bring in assorted Hemsworths as alt Thors, John Krazinsky as Cap and Reed Richards. Looks like fun!

James Macavoy as McCartney 

Hot Topic had a sale

Put the crack pipe down and back away.

Chris Evans as Johnny Storm!

Captain Carter's shield is on the poster. Utron drones are in the trailer as also appears to be Captain Marvel (possibly Monica Rambeau) also, America Chavez

But really needs to be.

So Nick’s a serial killer right? Either that or he has such serious game he wouldn’t have the time to be crushing on the girl in the storage office

My ex wife drank malibu and milk. It was the 80s.

Is it OK that I still have an enormous crush on Tina Fey?

Anakin Skywalker in ” How I Emotionally tortured Your mother and then Abandoned You”

The same Jennifer Beals who revealed that woman can remove their bras without removing their shirts? Blew my teenaged mind and I still think it’s tge sexiest thing ever

Here’s some head tentacles, go be in a Star War

I’d like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by Aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 Auto-Gyro?

And all the brown people 

Don't orry, Spiderwoman will be calling shortly

Like toads getting hit by lightning really bug me.