I’ve seen every Star Wars in theatres. I fell asleep halfway through Rise of Skywalker and haven't had any urge to watch it again.

The Stones first hit was written by Lennon and McCartney 

Sorry, what?!?! 

You just know she didn't do track because of the "Born to Run" comments hacks like Barsanti would have deposited, hot and steaming, onto any article about her. 

The villain, Donald P Bellisario, captures Princess Linda, but not before she can send a message to Nobby Wanka Nobby asking for help.

Dennis despises him

While wearing the world's shortiest skirt

Wasn't the King Alien pissed because they played the speech over the final episode of"Single Female Lawyer"? 

And his Australian friend "Cobber O'Dingo" 

That's The Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West to you. 

Other end of the scale, I remember Will Smith being talked about for Captain America. Which would have been worth it if only for the teabagging incel outrage

It's a good thing they stopped at one film and didn't try to cash in with a substandard sequel

Or swipe some pick er nick baskets

She posted some very pleasant videos on twitter during first lockdown 

Grumpy Skeletor will not be impressed 

I used to think that. Saw it recently, back to back with Highlander. Both suck. Badly. 

I'm one of the few who thinks Predator is massively overrated. I remember seeing it on first release and being massively underwhelmed. The creature concept and design was fantastic, but everything else was just clunky as hell. And don't get me started on the "humour" 

They're going to Mr and Mrs Smith it? 

That look like a ridiculous amount of fun. Regardless of its Tarantino longings

It's a fucking Mandrill